The story you are about to hear is so thrilling it should be told in installments, like Harry Potter.
PART I
It was a day like any other the afternoon I walked into General Pants Co. I was looking for a christmas present when I saw it. BANKSY: WALL AND PIECE.
WALL AND PIECE. TOLSTOY. geddit geddit?? hahahahaha artists are so hilarios
PART II
I looked through it, being careful to shield my eyes from the price. I tried thinking in a different tact - "banksy is such a has-been...I mean, the simpsons spoof, what was that about?" but it was difficult to contain that level of excitement.
PART III
I thought at that moment would have been a good time to KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON. I walked out, proud of myself and forgot to buy the haivana usb I went in there for.
PART VI
I am now at home staring at BANKSY: WALL AND PIECE pdf. I hinted it to my parents. They are unimpressed. I am wishing there is a santa.
