I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.

It’s sad how we can only travel backwards and forwards and never up and down. We live in three-dimensions but we never think about how limited we really are, like flatland people!

Just like how the motherunit stalks the entire friggin house and how the fatherunit escapes to the backyard, I basically live in my computer. This is because I was a deprived child who didn’t make pillow forts and wasn’t allowed to climb trees.

(6) days…OMG OMG
WE ARE NOW UNDER A WEEK TO GO

I CRIED SO HARD.