What‟s the guy‟s name on first base?
No. What is on second.
I‟m not asking you who‟s on second.
Who‟s on first.
I don‟t know.
He‟s on third, we‟re not talking about him
Now that‟s the first thing you‟ve said right.
I don‟t even know what I‟m talking about!
omg. too much Rain Man and Flowers for Algernon and skipping peer reading. Read: I seriously do not get this Costello routine. I mean, what?? How do people find it hilarious? It's as ridiculous as everyone in the fairy tale pretending the emperor is beautifully clothed instead of stark naked
I love summer because my hair doesn't go limp, and because everyones too bothered to be finite. It's being pretty annoyingly hot, but thats worth it, I think. Lets start a countdown: 5 more weeks, we are halfway there, halfway gone!
