Saturday, October 2, 2010

STOP! STOP BREATHING IMAGINE NONE OF THIS IS REAL

Remember guys, set your clocks EARLY one hour this sunday (aka TOMORROW) and go to church an hour earlier!

BRITTANY S. PIERCE ON GLEE. That is all.

Hahaha I'm all hyped up from ENCOUNTER, which did end up being amazing as the flyer promised. I learnt, among other things, that a choripan is an argentinian hotdog that tastes v great. I liked the inception spoof at the start, and after that it was kind of like JAM. They (Richard Wilkerson Jr!) (Who has a BLOG!) preached us samson and delilah again - used, abused, subdued! Subliminal messaging - don't hang out with the wrong crowd. I'm meant to be at the morning seshion now actually but I'm sick. And tired.

I've also finally succumbed to boredom and read percy jackson and its like harry potter cross teen titans therefore being awkward and tacky. There should be a ban with me and the words awkward and tacky.

I read Chasing Harry Winston but only because the cover was lime green and it said 'by the best selling author of The Devil Wears Prada!' It's all about three ringless wonders aka cougars who commit the wild acts of wronged women, her words not mine. I couldn't get into it at all. All they did was sit in their apartment eating take-out sushi and feeling insignificant one another, and then having affairs to get back at their ex's, not that the ex's even care because they're off doing better things. I recommended it to my mum. It's like her version of gossip girl. She loves the sex and the city plotlines, it's even got a GBF in it.

I was shopping for a friends birthday present the other day. I thought the shop assistants were paid to be charming! This one just dittoed everything I said and I wanted to strangle her, simpsons style.

"Do you need any help?" "Umm actually I was hoping to buy some shoes for a friend" "Oh, shoes for a friend!" "Yes, do you have any grey shoes?" "Do we have any grey shoes?" "Yeah, but I'm not sure about her size, so do you exchange?" "Exchange?"

and so on. wtf. My mum does the exact same thing at home to delay giving me money. And I always end up sounding grouchy and teenagerish: " I told you already!"

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