Thursday, June 17, 2010

teenyboppers

I hate all those haters out there. (seewhatIdidthere?)
Haters are like another form of teeny boppers, I swear. So single-minded and fake. They either follow the paparazzi consensus or they go really hardcore with their hating and spend their freetime on a googlefest cyberstalking the subject of their hate. I know, practically polar opposites.

I bet you 1 in 3 twilight haters is a closet-fan

There are so many types of haters. There's the haters of boybands like nsync and backstreet boys. There's the type who hate any band or artist that have been featured on a OST. And there's the type that hates anyone who's gone into rehab like Lindsay Lohan. Then the haters of celebrities that may or may not have gotten plastic surgery, like Brittany Spears, Megan Fox and..Michael Jackson.

Personally I just don't like the haters of artists like vanessa hudgens, miley cyrus, jesse mccartney, hilary duff and all those other stars that have fallen from grace.
The ones, who upon discovering you have them on your ipod, are like:

"OMIGOSH, you ACTUALLY listen to them?!"
"Yeah, this song's ok. why?"
*shifty knowing glances at all the others who are part of the haters clique* "Oh nothing, you know. I just thought...nah I guess it's your music taste."

Nah ok I got carried away narrating. Point in case: haters. They're such sheep. Smart sheep though, because when you press them to please continue they can come up with this impromptu mad long list of reasons why they hate that particular artist. Funny funny sheep. Why bother knowing so much just to prove your point?
Or they do this weird mumbling quotation of lines from todayFM or celebrityfix. Again, funny people, haters.

gg

Confession: I was a hater of amy winehouse, lindsay lohan and mariah carey. Now I just profusely dislike them. Improvement!