I actually bothered to like Merlin before it started going all BBC-robinhood on me and overload with the special effects.
Yeah cos in history elective we're watching this really glitzed up adaptation of Robin Hoode where he wears green tights. Theres this one scene he chucks a sword like three-storeys up, where it hits both knights then swings around in an arc (like in the Matrix!) coincidentally into the hands of his friend, who jumps down from the said three-storeys, lands completely unscathed and just in time to defend Robin.
Anyways, Merlin revolves around women in disguise:
- Girl whom Arthur fell in love with who is actually a faerie.
- The girl Uther slept with who's actually a troll.
- Chick who defeats Arthur who's actually a sorceress.
- Talented singer flirting with Uther who's actually a Banshee.
IT'S ALL LIES. There is, No Spoon.
<3 the matrix
Hahaha.. not to rag on Penguin Classics or anything, but I do rather dislike the book Rebecca.
gg
"you cannot possibly fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give"
ending song: decembers - hawthorn heights
