Sunday, May 23, 2010

6 impossible things before breakfast

5 Reasons why Alice in Wonderland was bad:
  1. It was too similar to The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe. With the whole "OHMEHGUH, GO DEFEAT A WITCH BECAUSE YOU ARE A HUMAN FROM THE REAL WORLD WHO ENTERED FROM A PORTAL AND IS SET IN OUR PROPHECIES"

  2. Anne Hathaways acting being OOC plastic.
  3. The graphics were awful, and effectively killed the surreal mood.

  4. The ending was like a plagiarised version of The Wizard of Oz.

  5. Alice rejecting Hamish was unbelievably cliche (in a Nanny Mcphee way). After all that indecisiveness, she just terminates it right there. Then she gives out un-asked for bland philosophical idealist advice to everyone, and they just took it. And bam, off she went to China. Easy.

I'm going to edit that. I'm just in disappointment. Hey, did you know the Pacmans 30th post was the 3oth post I made this month? Hahaha...

Hey, go read stuffwhitepeoplelike.com. It's amazingly true. I'm meant to be assignmenting atm, so I havnt read much, but my favourite so far is the 'Sea Salt' article.

also 'Appearing to enjoy Classical music' - There are a number of industries that survive solely upon white guilt: Penguin Classics, the SPCA, free range chicken farms, and the entire rubber bracelet market. Yet all of these pale in comparison to classical music, which has used white guilt to exist for over a century beyond its relevance.

My advice to you though, is scroll through all of it until you get to the ones with #Number infront of it. Because the rest of it is very boring.

gg

Is an Utopian-Detroit an oxymoron? Have I been living under a rock or something for not knowing that? I've been hearing so many references to that lately..it's too much of a coincidence.