I can't help procrastinate. I am so frieken screwd. I have an science assignment, a history booklet, a maths sheet and a recontextualisation due tomorrow. And I have no done any of them, except for a drawing of an eye for the science assignment. And that took me like a week to do. I am so dead. I hate it when procrastination gets to this point.
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Things to remember for the test:
1) Cram. But cram alone, at the locker place or something. Cramming does help. Cramming in the morning, though, will only mean I'll miss my bus, and cramming with friends will stress me out.
2) Make sure that I tie my hair up with a tight elastic, and pin my fringe.
3) Eat a good breakfast. Like eggs.
4) Sleep before 11 tonight.
5) Do not listen to my ipod like I usually do before I sleep. The songs will get stuck in my head and I might accidently write down the lyrics to one of the test questions.
6) Do little things like bring tissues and non-clicky pens. Why? Because if I dont I will be tempted to click my pen/sniff non-stop during the test. And then I will get annoyed at myself. Also, doing little things like this gives me the delusion that I have prepared, am prepared and can OWN IT.
7) Adjust my watchband.
8) When I enter the classroom, I WILL NOT sit next to a smart person. Because not only do smart people NOT emit intelligence vibes, but when I look up during the test and see he/she/sheman like pages ahead of me, I panic.
9) Do NOT sit at the front.
10) From previous experience, I like to sit at the corner. Against a wall feels so secure.
11) I will blank my head in those minutes before the test. It feels blissful. And then I wont notice a power outlet on without a plug or some shit, and then what to turn it off. And knowing my luck, the moment I make a move towards that power outlet, the teacher will be like : "Test starts - NOW!"
And I will be left screaming inside my head,"DAMMIT WHAT ABOUT THAT POWER SWITCH !!!"
12) I will not discuss the test afterwards.
13) I will not use the spare time I have after hardcore speeding through the test to doodle stick-men with funny captions on the side to get extra credit. Teachers just ignore them, I know from past experience. I need to check and triple check my answers.
And thats it. I will consider myself prepared.
GG
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14) Because stopping at 13 feels..sacriligeous or something. So my number 14 will be to STOP BLOGGING AND GET ON WITH IT!!!! ITS LIKE FRIEKEN 10 PM AM I RETARDED OR WHAT
