Feel like ranting again. I always feel like blogging when I have science homework. (Coincidence? I think not!)Btw, I STILL havnt drawn that eye. Damn, I hate that eye so much...
Anywho, I'm going to make another list. Lists are the epitome of my ranting. This list will be my top 30 on all the funny random things that are incorporated into awkward overrated jokes at most asian-dominated selective schools and OC classes.
1) Random animals and vege. which, for some inadequately explored reason, are funny. Examples include :Ducks, Illamas, Penguins, Potatos, Zuchinnis, Cucumber (fetish)Pineapples, Bananas (all relating to a part of the male anatomy)
4) "Thats what she said"
5) Michael Jackson (like, the opposite of a wigger mixed with a pedo. Not that I'm mj bashing, I am a Michael Jackson fan)
6) Animated stuff like:
- Simpsons (The epitome of the American education and legal system, with some JFK)
- Southpark (Jews, fat people, women...No offence)
- Family Guy (Racial stereotypes, sexual inneudos)
7) Sitcoms like
- How I Met Your Mother
- GossipGirl
- Two and a Half Men
- House
- Summer Heights High etc
8) Minor celebs in their 15 minutes of fame.
- Lady Gaga (CROSSDRESSER)
- Justin Bieber (LOL I didnt know how to spell it, so I used the "I before E, except after C rule)
- Miley Cyrus
9)Kanye and that Taylor Swift thing
10) Chris Brown (You know something's funny when youtube parodies of it begin to appear)
11)TWILIGHT . Edward Cullen (Bella: I know what you are Edward: Say it Bella: Gay)
12)Cheese (For example, the classic "So...do you like...Cheese?")
13) The "Single Ladies" dance by Beyonce
14) "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."
15) Cravats. (You'll only understand this if you're a MasterChef 09' fan)
16) Facebook groups and fanpages
17) Stereotypical highschool groups, like nerds and emos
18) Stuff concerning the LGBT community. Also Metrosexuals.
19) Teachers, especially the ones we suspect are pedo
20) All the various drugs and their various names
21) Stalkers and their creepy white vans
22) Blondes (like mean girls and legally blonde)
23) Your face and Your mum jokes
24) Harry potter (puppet pals. and those wand-wang jokes)
25)Star Wars
26) Chainmails
27) Runescape/other RPG
28) Non-offensive racial jokes ("It's cos I'm Black/Asian, isn't it?")
29) Anything to do with that 3-letter word beginning with s and ending in x, and is not six. (For example, 69)
30) Old shows we love/d (pokemon, teletubbies, playschool and its disturbing theme song "open wide..come inside..")
You may have noticed the 2) and 3) are missing, so technically this is 28. 30 rounded off. so meh. You're not going to call on me for it.
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